The rules i am about to explain MUST be followed by EVERYONE no exceptions
1.If you don't follow these rules I reserve the right to kick you off permanently, no matter who you are, who you think you are, who your daddy is,or how much money you have.
2.NO profanity (cus words for those Idiots who don't understand the word) at all.
3.Insults I can Handle But Watch what you say, and who you insult.
4.Do NOT post anything that links to something inapropriate like nudity or inpropriate gestures.
5.DO NOT make fun of anyone's religion, or Race or you will be banned.
6.DO NOT screw with me or my forum!
1.If you don't follow these rules I reserve the right to kick you off permanently, no matter who you are, who you think you are, who your daddy is,or how much money you have.
2.NO profanity (cus words for those Idiots who don't understand the word) at all.
3.Insults I can Handle But Watch what you say, and who you insult.
4.Do NOT post anything that links to something inapropriate like nudity or inpropriate gestures.
5.DO NOT make fun of anyone's religion, or Race or you will be banned.
6.DO NOT screw with me or my forum!
Thats incredably funny, but I would reccomend removing it as the rules are serious and that is not a serious comment 
Just an idea, though.